Psst, there’s an education crisis in America. I know! It took until we heard Tom Brokaw’s gravelly voice to finally announce it. (Screw you Brian Williams.) America -- this education crisis -- ask yourself…is it all that bad? I for one am against thinking. I joined the anti-think movement back in the day. It's hosted by Paris Hilton and funded by Lindsay Lohan’s drug dealer.
Thinking just complicates things, people. It causes headaches. Second of all, I wouldn't have to pretend and use big words for my blog to look sophisticated <--- Haha, see what I mean. I can finally speak in my natural tongue.
Me speak English good. You speak English badder.
Now, folks, don’t just take my word for it. Glenn Beck also agrees with me and if Glenn Beck agrees with me that means over twenty million people in his head also agreed with me.
Glenn Beck was also brilliant to point out that or founders were in fact home schooled, and that public education is wrong and evil. Just like those damn liberal colleges.
It's not like public education wasn't around back before we were an established nation or anything. We used to take the old homes of Indians and ransack them to learn about how the Amish were already out dated and why powdered wigs are racist.
You mean to tell me I have to think now in the real world? I just sat behind some brainy kids in high school. And when they weren't there I would just write random answers and turn it in and get full credit just for doing it.
Nothing wrong with that system I mean it's not like we should grade a student based on how well he understands a piece of material. That would be discouraging and racist! Furthermore, why would we need Congress to continue to achieve everything we ever wanted and work hard together to establish laws to help each other in or society? I like choosing some guy who cheated through law school than actually going to law school myself.
I prefer to just nod my head and vote based on who has the coolest slogan. I think in 2012 I'll go for Obama's new slogan: change you may or may not discover.
Thinking…who needs it?
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