Fail Friday

Hello blog, it's Friday which means it's time for the top 5 failures of the week.

Let's get right into it.

You're in a timeout, you lying liar.

#5 Glenn Beck was caught LYING, what a shocker. Remember the whole restore honor spiel, where he said he touched the George Washington inaugural speech. Yeah, apparently that was a LIE. Really guys?! Out of ALL the things Beck has said over the years which are a little less than truthful, with his statistics and "infinite knowledge" on the founding fathers, this is the one thing we catch him on. Something that everyone knows is obviously false. However, he still fails for lying at a restoring the honor rally. Honor knows its boundaries and it goes hand-in-hand with lying.

I have 5 words for you. War Zone! Oh, wait...

#4 Newt Gingrich now has a new idea for the Park 51 Mosque. IT’S A WAR ZONE. He wants it identified as a warzone to prevent the Mosque from being constructed. The loophole? He doesn't say where it ends. So, just assuming from what I have seen lately, Tennessee is far too close to Park 51.

"I would like...to say...how much...eh, forget it."

#3 Jan Brewer...Your debate earlier this week is legend... Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say during my opening statement. Now she says she refuses to debate anymore. Jeez, wonder why?



#2 Joe Miller!

This Fail Friday is brought to you by Jesus, Mary  Joseph. Beat that Joe!

You had a big upset win earlier in Alaska. Looks like you got a lot of things going your way, including God. Yes, it’s official. God is now, according to Miller, funding his campaign! All this time I thought he was backed by his father, the logo on Brawny towels.

#1 The U.S. Open security officials, spectators, the woman and her elderly man failed this week. Congratulations for winning FAILURE of the week, ya’ll. So, in case you didn’t see it, this young man is talking trash to some woman and an older man. Boy those Tennis matches get really rowdy don’t they? All that bottled water really gets you in a daze. So they start arguing then out of nowhere the older gentleman stumbles onto the younger man and the younger man pushes him down the steps! This did take a few minutes with many spectators watching. So for security to answer a screaming sparring match with hundreds of spectators around is TOO much I guess.

The woman then goes to try to strangle the younger man and is quickly broken up. Now this younger man is clearly a D-bag. But if we hit or try to strangle anyone who's ever argued with you I think you'd have a lot of charges against you. What is interesting is the spectators are yelling for the YOUNGER man to be thrown out. Not the elder gentleman and the woman. Furthermore, it seemed the older man he fell on his own rather than the man pushing him. I couldn't understand why anyone would resort to using violence in front of hundreds at a tennis match. To anyone also feeling sorry for the older man, why? He attacked the younger man first and it looked to me that the older man fell on his own and didn't need much help from the younger man to fall down. Does age suddenly justify whether or not you can hit someone without facing repercussions?

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