“Oh my gosh!” That's what I said when I heard the first part of the socialism package – I mean the healthcare package – became effective.
I mean, it's nothing important. Just kids being able to be on their parent’s healthcare until age 26. Once again they promote sheer laziness! All this does is ensure Jon Stewart fans live longer, it's not like it benefits anyone. You're only 26 once! All those other years in between, what about us? It's…it's… it's AGE WARFARE!
Well, unless you’re subconscious about your age, then you've been 26 for twenty or so years.
Now, I'm told this benefits college kids. Please, college? What an elitist idea! It makes up 0.00001% of the population. (I got these numbers from Wikipedia.)
So, that's why I've drawn you a little visual aid to help you out here.
You + Money
= LOST to HEALTH
I mean, what have 26 year olds done for you? Nothing! They breathe your same air and usually end up infecting it by dirty gases or lack of showers in their dorms.
So get on environmentalists YEEHA!
So I am now proposing a way to expose Obama's socialistic insane age favourtism ways!
We all sign up, say that we’re twenty six, just like we tell our children or neighbors.
It's harmless to lie to the government. Nothing can go wrong and we can have our parents take care of our health.
Happy 26th birthday!
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I think all those kids with pre-existing conditions should have to get jobs like the rest of us. Especially the ten year olds. I hate the ten year olds.
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