Fail Fridays

Hello blog, Friday Failures you me now go.


#5 the GOP, the ones that aren't drinking burning hot insanity tea, you know the ones that actually aren’t insane. These guys are pretty wounded. You’re fighting your own party against the Tea Party and fighting dems at the same time. You keep losing your tickets to the Tea Party and you try to cover them up by making them appear mainstream. But long behold the Internet the place where quotes and tape never die.

Soon Nora O’Donnell might beat out Castle the long time conservative who has yet to lose a single election. Won’t that be interesting.

#4 Enthusiasm is always encouraged especially at baseball games. Throw in a foul ball and it's borderline spastic. This guy though...if he would have just calmed down he could of avoided a lot of pain, a lot of moving and a lot of embarrassment.

Ok first of all look around him there’s like one guy for the next twelve rows why are you diving like it's a huge battle for it your alone. Second you miss the ball then you mishandle it again and it falls out to where someone has to hand it to you. Once again could've been avoidable.

#3 Back to the hopeful out of Delaware, O’Donnell. Today she challenged her opponent Castle telling him to "quit cooking, and put on your man pants." Just to say that even though she's running against this guy that her comment had nothing to do with the campaign.

Isn't talking anytime about your opponent have to do with your campaign?

#2 Glenn Beck and Palin has a shared failure together. These two plan to hold an event in Alaska on 9/11. For the American people! The people willing to pay $240+ dollars. Oddly enough, though, where the proceedings go is unknown.....Right.

Beer is being provided! In fact, it's mandatory because it's necessary to be intoxicated to make people believe 9/11 was a plot in which every single Muslim in the United States was involved.

#1 Words cannot describe how terrible this person is, but here we go.

Linda Parker, a principle out of a Texas School, suspended a student for coming into school with red eyes. She reported him and got him suspended for three days. Then he was expelled and was told he would be moved to a different school.

Then there was this thing called drug testing in which he proved that he had NOT taken any drugs.

Oh, and if you were wondering why his eyes were red. It's because his father was stabbed to death recently. Probably, I don’t know, crying?

Oh and in expected reasoning the kid? He doesn't have to change schools, but he's still suspended for three days justice nice!