So I sat down with my highly trained economic team today and I have discovered the cure to stop high taxes! It was there all along and I just discovered the way to stop the Taxation of our people!
It starts with the income of the common man.
Carry the one. Add fifty, times it by four...
And you get…Zero (rough estimate)
That’s when you realize how much you can be taxed if you have no money! Nothing, it makes sense! Quit your jobs, give up your stock, leave your cooperation, and change your name to Frankie Muniz. You’re flat broke!
You'll finally be free from taxation. It's a small price to pay to make sure you don’t lose your summer home or have to switch from that nice Chinese food catering to that nasty Indonesian catering.
So that's why I have proposed an idea -- visionary votes for the Republican candidates. I mean, they already nearly bankrupted us with Bush so let's have um do it again. Then you can’t get taxed.
It's not hard to be a peasant, either, other than learning how to cook, clean, do laundry, be self hygienic. *tears start welling up* No Maids or servants…no three course m-m-eals.
Oh, damn it, it's back to the drawing board. *wipes my eyes* How do people live that way? Self independence is sickening!
So, even though you get a bite taken out of your billion dollar profits per year, I guess it's still just slightly better than that Joe guy who makes 10.50 an hr. Just a little better. I mean they get everything, don't they? They don’t have to pay massive amounts of money to the Government while you suffer by paying for sitting in your summer home drinking some scotch.
That's why I have decided I am NOT giving up my trillion dollar corporation. If I had one, that is...
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