Wednesday, August 25, 2010

I have another puzzle for you

Hello blog! I'm here today to talk about the mistaken for an Umpa Lumpa – John Boehner – the new voice of the GOP party. Today our orange friend made a speech in Ohio stating misinterpreted facts. For example, "The Stimulus did not work". Pardon me sir, but the 3.1 Million jobs it made didn't appear out of thin air.



But, hey, if the public buys it then by all means go for it, Boehner. You’re supposed to be the "Role-model" and the go to guy of your party now? Hopefully you should stop handing out tobacco checks on the house floor.

That's fine too. Tobacco is a big resource and he is handing out free money, of course to his friends in the house, but hey that’s the furthest they will ever go to spreading the wealth. But I digress. He also voted to hike taxes alongside Bush in 2011, but for taxes to rise NOW is pure evil right, Boehner? That was ten years ago so surely circumstance have changed, correct?

Well, unfortunately for you, you walking Syracuse mascot, you said for Obama to have a spending freeze, but now voted against it. You say you and your party have what it takes to get us out quickly and effectively out of this recession. Too bad your tactics include the same Bush economics that have been used for the past eight years.


Honestly, this is just bad. The BEST the GOP has to offer. This guy? Really? Not someone like Ron Paul who yesterday stood up for what he ACTUALLY believed was right and spoke out against the Anti-Mosque protests. You want the same people the same formula. That lost you the 2008 election which lost you the house, the senate. All of it. And the only reason you have a slight chance to get it back is because you have your little station called Fox making up issues like the Mosque.

That's just great that you use this Mosque to make it the #1 issue in this country now. Remember when it was about the economy, now it's about the abandoned Burlington Coat Factories and a community center. Nice job on that one!


I do however give him props for being better than old Michael Steele; the guy who tried today to appeal to the Hispanic vote by saying not all Republicans supported the Arizona law. Well sir not all "Muslims" are radicals who are trying to do terrorist attacks on this nation. Next time you cry about being generalized try not to generalize other people? Maybe that's why you’re losing your job. Or that the liberals in this country get a laugh every time they hear your going to make an appearance on T.V.

To sum it up, if the Orange Party is the best the GOP has to offer, I don’t see you winning the house and senate this November or ANYTIME soon for that matter. Your mass victories that are coming look Oh so promising. Like, for example, the 34% of the people who believe the Republicans are to blame for the economic recession. To the about 24% that say it's the democrats fault. By proposing to do the same thing the 34% believe got us into this mess into a first place is an insult to the American people.


Got that Sun Tan man?

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