Fail Friday

Hello blog, this is FAIL Friday. Sit back and pay close attention. This week I got a hidden secret. The majority of the failures this week have something in common and something will be revealed later on in what I would like to call TangentX's first ever FUTURE FAILURE!

SAME TO YOU, BUDDY

#5 Herry Reid, this fellow right here had a chance to close some ground on Sharon Angle with the Mosque debate. Instead he took the bait and said the Mosque should be moved. Reid, I got one thing to say to you—actually, I think I’ll sing it to you. THE DEMS DONT WANT YOU, THE REPUBS DONT WANT YOU. BABY, BABY AINT NOBODY WANT YOU!

2 failures for the price of...

#4 Sarah Palin, she still can’t go a week without saying something stupid on Twitter. Like a coach she tells Dr Laura to fight and re-load. Trust me this couldn't come from anyone better. Laura, she also fights and reloads, after embarrassing herself to millions on Twitter with fake words. Allow me to in front of two viewers: BLARGENFLARDIN that means no chance in 2012.

Don't point that finger at me, who knows where it's been

#3 Glenn Beck chased after the Muslim people this week by holding the entire religion responsible for 9/11. That's not his failure though. That's like being surprised if Larry King is drooling on his program. What he is getting called out for is saying 9/11 was an attack of no motive, when four months earlier he even explains on his own program that we were "in bed with dictators" hence forth the attack. Guess when you spout crazy all the time you’re bound to forget some things.

Hmmm, if Obama comes from a seed, where did I come from? DADDY!

#2 Franklin Graham today said that Obama is caught with Islam because he was born into it. He has (Obama) as he said it "Muslim seed". Of course! Religion begins at the egg! Maybe he is right about the seed. After all his dad, Billy Graham, believed communism was caused by the inner-city. I guess the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree… or in this case "Seed."

A picture is in fact worth a thousand words

#1 Today's #1 failure of the week has no career. I feel bad making fun of him because I know anyone reading this won’t know him but here goes. TED NUGENT! When performing at a Mississippi bar he said "Wow this crowd is full of white people. I like that!" (After this quote he questions the race of an individual in the crowd.) I don’t know which fails more the bigotry or the fact this happened two weeks ago and it just came to the limelight today?

When you’re as well known as Ted news tends to travel fast! I wish him all the luck playing for pretzels at other southern bars.

So what do most of tonight’s failures have in common? Glenn Beck, Palin, Ted Nugent come on down! These three grotesque humans will all be at the “I have a dream MLK” rally next week. In which Beck says "MLK's dream goes on where it left off", "We take it back" I wish you luck Beck in re-writing history to the way your hemorrhoids will feel comfortable with.

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