EDUCATION CRISIS AMERICA!

Psst, there’s an education crisis in America. I know! It took until we heard Tom Brokaw’s gravelly voice to finally announce it. (Screw you Brian Williams.) America -- this education crisis -- ask yourself…is it all that bad? I for one am against thinking. I joined the anti-think movement back in the day. It's hosted by Paris Hilton and funded by Lindsay Lohan’s drug dealer.

Thinking just complicates things, people. It causes headaches. Second of all, I wouldn't have to pretend and use big words for my blog to look sophisticated <--- Haha, see what I mean. I can finally speak in my natural tongue.

Me speak English good. You speak English badder.

Now, folks, don’t just take my word for it. Glenn Beck also agrees with me and if Glenn Beck agrees with me that means over twenty million people in his head also agreed with me.

Glenn Beck was also brilliant to point out that or founders were in fact home schooled, and that public education is wrong and evil. Just like those damn liberal colleges.
It's not like public education wasn't around back before we were an established nation or anything. We used to take the old homes of Indians and ransack them to learn about how the Amish were already out dated and why powdered wigs are racist.

You mean to tell me I have to think now in the real world? I just sat behind some brainy kids in high school. And when they weren't there I would just write random answers and turn it in and get full credit just for doing it.
Nothing wrong with that system I mean it's not like we should grade a student based on how well he understands a piece of material. That would be discouraging and racist! Furthermore, why would we need Congress to continue to achieve everything we ever wanted and work hard together to establish laws to help each other in or society? I like choosing some guy who cheated through law school than actually going to law school myself.

I prefer to just nod my head and vote based on who has the coolest slogan. I think in 2012 I'll go for Obama's new slogan: change you may or may not discover.

Thinking…who needs it?

Fail Friday

Hello blog, it's Friday which means it's time for the top 5 failures of the week.

Let's get right into it.

You're in a timeout, you lying liar.

#5 Glenn Beck was caught LYING, what a shocker. Remember the whole restore honor spiel, where he said he touched the George Washington inaugural speech. Yeah, apparently that was a LIE. Really guys?! Out of ALL the things Beck has said over the years which are a little less than truthful, with his statistics and "infinite knowledge" on the founding fathers, this is the one thing we catch him on. Something that everyone knows is obviously false. However, he still fails for lying at a restoring the honor rally. Honor knows its boundaries and it goes hand-in-hand with lying.

I have 5 words for you. War Zone! Oh, wait...

#4 Newt Gingrich now has a new idea for the Park 51 Mosque. IT’S A WAR ZONE. He wants it identified as a warzone to prevent the Mosque from being constructed. The loophole? He doesn't say where it ends. So, just assuming from what I have seen lately, Tennessee is far too close to Park 51.

"I would like...to say...how much...eh, forget it."

#3 Jan Brewer...Your debate earlier this week is legend... Sorry, I forgot what I was going to say during my opening statement. Now she says she refuses to debate anymore. Jeez, wonder why?



#2 Joe Miller!

This Fail Friday is brought to you by Jesus, Mary  Joseph. Beat that Joe!

You had a big upset win earlier in Alaska. Looks like you got a lot of things going your way, including God. Yes, it’s official. God is now, according to Miller, funding his campaign! All this time I thought he was backed by his father, the logo on Brawny towels.

#1 The U.S. Open security officials, spectators, the woman and her elderly man failed this week. Congratulations for winning FAILURE of the week, ya’ll. So, in case you didn’t see it, this young man is talking trash to some woman and an older man. Boy those Tennis matches get really rowdy don’t they? All that bottled water really gets you in a daze. So they start arguing then out of nowhere the older gentleman stumbles onto the younger man and the younger man pushes him down the steps! This did take a few minutes with many spectators watching. So for security to answer a screaming sparring match with hundreds of spectators around is TOO much I guess.

The woman then goes to try to strangle the younger man and is quickly broken up. Now this younger man is clearly a D-bag. But if we hit or try to strangle anyone who's ever argued with you I think you'd have a lot of charges against you. What is interesting is the spectators are yelling for the YOUNGER man to be thrown out. Not the elder gentleman and the woman. Furthermore, it seemed the older man he fell on his own rather than the man pushing him. I couldn't understand why anyone would resort to using violence in front of hundreds at a tennis match. To anyone also feeling sorry for the older man, why? He attacked the younger man first and it looked to me that the older man fell on his own and didn't need much help from the younger man to fall down. Does age suddenly justify whether or not you can hit someone without facing repercussions?

WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE

Rally Time!

Hello blog, sorry for the lack of content. Been away for the last few days, but rest assured I am here now, so please continue not reading me.


As we are all aware Glenn Beck had his “Restoring Honor” rally Saturday pulling an unknown amount of people. Some say 80,000 others say 300,000. I say about three billion. I mean, Beck said the Holy Spirit was going to take over him, who wouldn't want to see that?! Another person claiming to be one with the Holy Spirit, yeah right, try fifth time this week.

According to my secret resources, ninety five percent of this crowd was only there for free tea on Saturday’s, and are secretly English born people.

Nonetheless, Beck and Palin put on a nice little show where Beck set the record straight. This was NOT for politics. It was for the Glenn Beck bank account and done for the viewers. Well done brother. Nothing says Holy Spirit like conning a couple thousand people into thinking your a prophet. Just ask Pat Robertson and the 700 club of many Benjamins.

Just how brilliant and amazing were these supporters who came together to sweat, breathe heavy, and look in awe at how Beck is able to talk with just a little microphone with no strings attached.

"HOW DOES HE DO IT?!" Well on everyone’s favorite morning progam-- with more plastic people than your kids Fisher price set -- The Today Show, they caught up with these fantastic supporters of free will and justice.

"We need to uhh uhh uhh protect our uhh constitution." A Brilliant statement indeed, full of wisdom and not just force fed through Fox News Channel at all. These people are totally right. Now, let's just speak theoretically here and say that if some sort of Islamic center from – let's say an abandoned Burlington Coat Factory – held worship for Muslims near Ground Zero. These types of people would be the ones in support of that Mosque because they protect The Constitution. Damn right, Tea Party!

Then we had those socialists across town doing some off the wall unfounded march for MLK which really has no relationship with MLK. Obviously, “I have a Dream” was about Christianity, equality, and not civil rights. What nutjobs those people are, Mr. Al Sharpton.

Then expecting to see some insane brawl at the end where both rallies met into each other (Beck's leading/Sharpton’s approaching), we instead heard boring chants back-and-forth about not drinking Tea. I'm sorry, but it's so delicious it tastes like restriction and big business with a tad of oil. It tastes like the solution to our economic problems!

Good try, Mr. Sharpton, I believe you were trumped. Maybe next time you can sell your soul for six months out of the year to shamelessly promote your rally. You should dye your hair blonde along with your envy of our hero Mr. Beck.

Fail Friday

Hello blog, this is FAIL Friday. Sit back and pay close attention. This week I got a hidden secret. The majority of the failures this week have something in common and something will be revealed later on in what I would like to call TangentX's first ever FUTURE FAILURE!

SAME TO YOU, BUDDY

#5 Herry Reid, this fellow right here had a chance to close some ground on Sharon Angle with the Mosque debate. Instead he took the bait and said the Mosque should be moved. Reid, I got one thing to say to you—actually, I think I’ll sing it to you. THE DEMS DONT WANT YOU, THE REPUBS DONT WANT YOU. BABY, BABY AINT NOBODY WANT YOU!

2 failures for the price of...

#4 Sarah Palin, she still can’t go a week without saying something stupid on Twitter. Like a coach she tells Dr Laura to fight and re-load. Trust me this couldn't come from anyone better. Laura, she also fights and reloads, after embarrassing herself to millions on Twitter with fake words. Allow me to in front of two viewers: BLARGENFLARDIN that means no chance in 2012.

Don't point that finger at me, who knows where it's been

#3 Glenn Beck chased after the Muslim people this week by holding the entire religion responsible for 9/11. That's not his failure though. That's like being surprised if Larry King is drooling on his program. What he is getting called out for is saying 9/11 was an attack of no motive, when four months earlier he even explains on his own program that we were "in bed with dictators" hence forth the attack. Guess when you spout crazy all the time you’re bound to forget some things.

Hmmm, if Obama comes from a seed, where did I come from? DADDY!

#2 Franklin Graham today said that Obama is caught with Islam because he was born into it. He has (Obama) as he said it "Muslim seed". Of course! Religion begins at the egg! Maybe he is right about the seed. After all his dad, Billy Graham, believed communism was caused by the inner-city. I guess the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree… or in this case "Seed."

A picture is in fact worth a thousand words

#1 Today's #1 failure of the week has no career. I feel bad making fun of him because I know anyone reading this won’t know him but here goes. TED NUGENT! When performing at a Mississippi bar he said "Wow this crowd is full of white people. I like that!" (After this quote he questions the race of an individual in the crowd.) I don’t know which fails more the bigotry or the fact this happened two weeks ago and it just came to the limelight today?

When you’re as well known as Ted news tends to travel fast! I wish him all the luck playing for pretzels at other southern bars.

So what do most of tonight’s failures have in common? Glenn Beck, Palin, Ted Nugent come on down! These three grotesque humans will all be at the “I have a dream MLK” rally next week. In which Beck says "MLK's dream goes on where it left off", "We take it back" I wish you luck Beck in re-writing history to the way your hemorrhoids will feel comfortable with.

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Paying out Fair and Balanced money

Coming out party

Hello blog, today Fox News came out of the closet...about their affection for the Republican Party. Now this isn't exactly a shocker, but it provides the proof that they certainly aren't "Fair and Balanced".


Murdoch News Corp gives $1 million to Repulican govs

If you don’t know what happened let me enlighten you. Fox News paid out one million dollars to the Republican Party. No longer should they even TRY to say they are fair and balanced. They should just come out and say they work for the Republican Party and that their “facts” are FOR the dirty work of the republicans.



But you know they won’t. You know this won’t ever be talked about on Fox or probably not. Despite the Tea Party being created by Fox News’ Beck, and used to organize tea party rallies. Don’t forget they also have conveniently hired almost all the likely 2012 candidates for the GOP ticket…Huckabee Palin, Gingrich.



Don’t forget this whole Mosque ordeal STARTED with Palin and Fox when Palin used that imaginary world "Refudiat". Please, peaceful Muslims, REFUDIAT this Mosque.



And so on and so on. The dirty work, and trying to call Dems "Users" without any proof at all, they are the kings of propaganda and today justifies that. If there are any Fox News viewers reading this just know that they are not fair and balanced. If so where’s the DGA's one million dollars? Pay one and not pay the other?

This seems more accurate?

The fact you have no Liberal shows or any real Liberal guests on any of these shows also interests me. Now I'm sure the same CAN be said about MSNBC except for the fact they do have conservatives. Example: Morning Joe



And for Fox News heads to run around saying MSNBC is a Liberal station just because of Maddow and Olbermann is false. Think about this. These corporations are run by well...you guessed it… big business. So, it's priority in their agenda to protect the right wing



That’s another thing I have beef with. Almost ALL these on air conservatives say they have no voice in the media. Lou Dobbs, Ann Coulter, Palin, O’Reilly, Hannity, Beck, Fox & Friends, Stossel, Greta Van Susteren and the list can go on and on and on. And we BUY it that they are oppressed in the media even though they make up most of the shows. And pump in the money for these stations that are oppressed in the media and the outsiders surrounding the fringe lefties.



If Fox ever says they DO want to help Republicans and report for their bidding it would be the most truthful statement we may ever hear from them. So remember these guys are organizing Tea Party protests and paid one MILLION dollars to the GOP the next time you hear "Fair and balanced" on FOX.


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Fail Friday

New concept I'm trying on this blog. I'm taking any story I find from the week and presenting them as the low points. In other words: Major Fails!




Fail #1 BP closes the oil spill...only to find another hole. I'm not surprised every day we hear more miscalculations and mishaps by this billion dollar company and here we are at Day 100.



Fail #2 Sharon Angle is scared to answer any questions given out by the Media. So much so that she avoided the media at her own press conference. Don’t worry she's got a solution. She will questions every day but only on the topic she wishes to speak about on her campaign. Oh please, Sharon, when did the Media have rules?



Fail #3 Massey Mine had an accident killing nearly twenty eight people only for Don Blankenship to say he doesn't feel guilty about it. And why should he? He only dealt losses to twenty-eight families. He saw the error in his ways and has fixed this all through lying about new safety regulations. Massey Mine has adopted the change? Absolutely not.



Fail #4 Glenn Beck today wanted to talk about his 9/12 project and how other people are getting involved with projects of their own. He says we must be reminded by how together we were as a nation on 9/12 by protesting and politically dividing us more. Makes sense…only not so much.



For Fail #5 We have a tie ladies and gentlemen for failure of the week over the same incident. We got Bill O'Reilly who took a tape twenty years ago, but didn't play the entire tape, only the part they wanted to hear. He tried to use it to say there’s reverse oppression in this country from Blacks being racist to Whites. Way to go Fox!



And then we got our big man in office. The most powerful position in the world getting brutalized by Fox for over a year now, and just now he finally realizing that Fox news it out to get him. Come on Obama, keep up! And way to go, blaming the entire media for this and not Fox news. Yeah just blame MSNBC too. How dare they defend you on a daily basis, Obama? Fight the battle, Obama, or just ignore them and don’t let a conservative network do YOUR decision making. You’re in politics, dude, we all knew full well that you had inexperience but, come on. My little brother could tell you Fox news is out to get you. They have for over a year now.



That's my top Fails of the week. You can decide on O'Reilly or Obama?