It's Over!

The combat mission is over in Iraq! “It's over!” said that guy who uses big words on T.V. I think there needs to be a feature on our televisions that makes us hear what we want: "Uh, look, I'm a Muslim and I uh was not born in this country."

Audience at home: "Oh I knew it!"

I honestly did not listen to anything this man had to say because he wants to keep social security and that's wrong. We should work until we die. It's good ethnics and morals, keeps the youngins off the street and uneducated just like I like um so they will vote for me!

Nonetheless, he says it's over. Our combat mission is over; no more MG's blowing through human flesh promoting democracy! Instead we are going to build their Government up BOREEEE. How will CNN get viewers from that now? Coming up: guys in suits talking about how to stop the violence *Snore.*

This is not why I am blogging tonight, however. Tonight I want to talk about why we should be worshiping Mr. Bush! Without him, he wouldn't have made this all possible cause without him he wouldn't have had four different reasons set over seven long years on why we are there! Really America?! You need FOUR reasons now? Four dishonest, ever changing, and lacking in evidential reasoning to raise arms against another country, all to promote peace by blowing up their homes up. You had me at explosions, Mr. Bush.

First we had 9/11 we went in Iraq to fight the Iraqi's after 9/11 because they had 0 to do with 9/11 sounds fair to me. Then we had the threat of weapons of mass destruction! And they weren’t there, but how dare you say they couldn't be just because there is no evidence. Have you found Mr. Osama? For all you know it could be under his mattress, think about that one Osama could be hiding in Afghanistan with weapons of mass destruction preparing to blow us up!...Afghanistan...not Iraq...Wait?

Third, we were told Saddam Hussein was a bad man. You’re darn right he was. Good job Bush, I love you so much. That took some real investigating, I tell ya.

Fourth, turns out Saddam was ruining oil for the U.N. and we were protecting the U.N. cause we are the big man on campus who protects the little U.N. We’re that hero that gets told by the U.N. not to war with Iraq, but we do it for them anyway. They don’t actually mean what they say I think it was opposite day that day.

So not only was Bush building mountains of evidence to destroy the Middle East, he was also in good spirits about playing opposite day. How could we also forget, we are also a lot safer. We have wire taps now and we now get to listen to what our neighbors have to say. You say invasion of privacy I say bah to that. Unless, of course, you have something to hide! Think about it. There could be a serial killer living next door whose house smells like dog.

The Patriot Act, too! We now plan ahead by putting people away who look the role, but haven't acted it out yet. Better safe than sorry right?

So, my lovely reader, who’s responsible? The guy who protected us so well by giving us colorful and lovely narratives that persuades us to have Dick Cheney breathing on the end of our phone lines. Or the boring guy who pulls us out of combat missions and doesn't tell cool stories, and actually applies this extreme left wing thought called "Logic" to pulling us out of a seven year war. I know my answer.

WAR! What's it been good for?

Hello blog, as the troops left the combat mission last night I wanted to touch up on a subject around that WAR. I think war has been America's shackles for a very long time. People crave war and want war. Interesting enough, however, most of them didn't serve when it was there time in Vietnam. I think we are obsessed with war, just look at how many wars we have fought since World War 2.




Since we started this "Global police" campaign it has been war after war to promote democracy across the entire globe. Sometimes it's for other causes like resources. Either way we have become obsessed with fighting wars every decade. We ended our Iraqi combat missions, but we still have Afghanistan and while we pay attention to that there’s this country just a little ways away called North Korea.



Oh, and don’t forget the costs. We paid out 500 billion last year for the Military. The 2nd highest total was China with only two hundred billion. Isn't that interesting? All this money constantly being thrown to wars, and we always ask where does it all go?! To the Military, good sir.

I'll tell you what I feel, I feel we have the lives in the hands of old men who didn't serve their country when they were called, but when they got behind a desk they thought we should always war. Just look at Dick Cheney. He refused to serve in Vietnam FIVE times, but look at his gun slinging ways in the past eight years. Interesting when your life isn't on the line, huh?



We’re constantly reminded that these men and woman fight for our freedoms. No, they’re fighting to win elections for people, but of course they don’t realize this. Don’t believe me? We got politicians running around saying there fighting to save the world in the Iraqi and Afghanistan war. If you make a common enemy for the American people you can and WILL get support. You'll vote for them every time if you believe the cause they stand behind in defending all of us and keeping us safe and promoting democracy.



We can let our own country get stripped of our own freedoms by saying that we the American public fight for freedom and the freedom from the terrorists. If you support this cause of war and say you’re fighting to stop injustices you are told you’re TOUGH. Remember Reagan? He was said to have the greatest foreign policy ever, right? War everyone and we all ran around saying he was TOUGH.



So they’re tough, huh? How about this? Politicians – Dems, republicans – it doesn't matter, you’re all to blame for this endless string of missions since WW2 ended, I'll support your causes for war 100% if you agree to send your own children to war. Send one legitimate family member to the armed forces and fight. Let's see how many "ayes" we get when voting to go to war.

Show some courage behind them desks. Don’t do the Bush Sr. plan and shoot yourself in the foot to prevent you from going. And don’t give five refusals to serve in Vietnam but get to be vice president and send us in the longest war in American history. Show some courage.



But don’t get me wrong, I respect the troops that fight, but I don’t think they SHOULD be fighting because a greedy politician wants to keep his spot and try to act like he's not "Weak". 

Remember, these are lives not chess pieces.

Fail Friday

Hello, Blog!




It's Friday, glorious Friday. The day we all look back to see who we laughed at or criticized most this week. Not delaying anymore characters let’s get right into this list.



#5 Tony Hayward stepped down as CEO of BP afterwards he said he wants his life to return to the way it was. REALLY?! You ruin much of the south's only source of income and hinder the south's fishing industry (a HUGE PART OF THEIR ECONOMY) and you’re crying because you have to go to Russia on a twenty-four million dollar estate. Please sir, get a reality check stat.



#4 The U.S. Military failed this week as some of you may know. Dan Choi was released from the military for telling the public he was gay. Now, anytime you throw out a member of the military due to his sexuality it is sad, however this man knew how to speak Arabic. Having a soldier able to translate is a BIG DEAL and an even bigger deal when you throw him out for being gay.



#3 The supporters of Arizona's new immigration law had a major setback this week. Police cannot question the legal status or ask anyone for legal documentation. This is definitely the most controversial section of the law and now that it is blocked I think it's safe to say it's back to the drawing board for the supporters.

#2 That dumb blonde on in the mornings on ABC. Yeah, Elisabeth Hasselbeck! Nice guess! In all fairness that probably wasn't too hard. On topic now, recently on The View she said that older lesbian women are women who could not find men....*Facepalm* why does she still have a job?



#1 And this week’s fail of the week was our good friends the U.S. Government. You got caught lying about Afghanistan. Unfortunately, I don’t know what's worse, the fact you got caught lying about losing in the Middle East or the fact that over 50% of the country already knew.



On a more serious note, as I was writing this I had heard on the news that little Kyron Horman -- the boy missing in Oregon -- has been spotted and is being held captive. The biological parents have asked that the stepmother release the child and that they are 100% sure she's behind it with help from affiliate.



I hope your safe, return soon Kyron.



And with that good night blog.

WikiLeaks show true colors

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen!




Sorry I haven't made any new entries lately, but that’s over now, and I will now talk about what was just uncovered a few days ago. The "WikiLeaks" documents released ninety-one THOUSAND military documents, most of them from the Bush administration, and their attempts at democracy in Pakistan.



The documents date up to December 2009. These documents consist of how our "friends" of the Middle East, Pakistan, continue to take money that we give them and turn it over to Al-Qaeda behind our backs! Now, that obviously is irritating for everyone, but what irritates me is what I don’t see more people being angry at. The fact they have KNOWN because these are all documented that Pakistan was just giving the money back to Al-Qaeda.



Why would you give them more and more if they had known Al-Qaeda was getting the money? Something to think about.



Another thing is these Pakistan officials have far different ideas then what we have presented. I'll give you an example; the government paid Pakistan to open up an orphanage to house one hundred children, and donated toys to the facility. It opened up and the facility was checked some time later and only thirty kids were in it out of one hundred. They checked again a year later and the place was wiped clean. No orphans and the toys were gone.



They have done this countless times to us taking money and running. You can’t go in there and try to promote democracy when the entire Government is completely corrupt and backstabbing. It's an impossible mission. These guys are in power, why would they say "Oh yes, Democracy, let me just give up my spot and let Democracy decide".



Ok, no one is going to go for that if you are already in power. Furthermore it's been going on as early as 2003. Once again, these guys are fighting an unsuccessful war. They keep donating and they keep taking the money and running. Why are we still letting men and woman die for no cause? This mission is impossible. We need to get out of this place now.



Now it ends in December 2009, like I mentioned above. So the Government has come out and said progress has been made since then. Should we believe them? They keep telling us we are winning and the mission is such a success but these military documents are telling us different. We aren't doing much good there.



The Government claims we have made progress. Unlike Bush, Obama has refused to let the dictator ruler walk all over them. Again I don’t know how truthful that is. They have claimed to have been making great progress since the beginning. Now, it does get a little better by the year on these documents, but not as much of course as the Government has portrayed.



I'll put this as I see it. This mission is a failure, change it or let’s get out.  Simple as that.