Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Why is different considered bad?

So...Carl Paladino is trying to capture the ever so important extreme religious groups that dress like Amish people on speed vote. Of course, this little group are against gay marriage and like any good politician Carl appeals to that group just so the next time he talks to the opposing group he can change his position to get their votes too.

You tell me, is this better for our kids, Carl?

Now this is nothing new, and I really shouldn't talk about it, but then he went to the Today show where he started spewing his usual grotesque stupidity. He pointed out that a Gay Parade is no place for a child. Maybe he's right, getting involved that young is wrong, you know why? BECAUSE I DONT KNOW ANY KID OUT THERE WHO WILL JUST WILLINGLY WALK AROUND FOR HOURS AND HOLD SIGNS WITH A COUPLE HUNDRED TO THOUSANDS OF OTHERS.
Again, better for you Carl? (This sort of hate should NOT be happening in America!)
That's just forcing your kid to do something which, (I was a kid, still am to a lot of people), I don’t want too do so why should they?

Nonetheless we know what Carl meant by his comment.

I got news for you Carl and other misinformed older generations, kids know about Gay's. They acknowledge their existence. In fact, I'm going to go further here, in grade school I learned more about sex, gays, etc. in my six years at elementary school than at any other time in my life. You really think that a class with thirty children that not one is a little aware of these type of things and don’t spew what they know or are told.
It's funny, actually, I think Carl, Christine, and the entire cult I mentioned earlier should be wrapped up and taken to a local elementary school. I think they would actually learn a thing or too about this generation.
They know about Gay people. Sorry, nothing you can do, however what I do need to point out is what they say about Gay's seem to come from their parents. You know Kids, they’re like parrots.
No let’s talk sex. Ever notice how guys like Carl try to make it seem Gay people are just raging sexaholics and are just constantly having sex 24/7. I have a question, how the hell are they having rallies without just having sex in the middle of the streets? I thought they were going at it all the time. I also want to ask, so frickin what if they do it 24/7? Not my problem or business.
Ironically though, we hear a tragic event at the Washington Bridge of a young man from Rutgers University jumped to his eventual death. He was gay and was recorded having sex with another male. That's another person ashamed of there sexuality, dying.

RIP Tyler Clementi

Yeah being Gay, that's a choice. I don’t know about you, but if I were to choose to be Gay I'd drop the act ages ago and wouldn't have committed suicide.
Isn't it obvious, people hate what they don’t understand. They don’t’ know, they can’t comprehend this business of Gay's, they can’t understand why someone would do that. So because they can’t understand they say it's wrong… it's bad.

You shouldn't do it because I don’t understand it, that’s their big message?
It's just like saying, "Hey, I'm a different color from you, but this is me so therefore I'm the right color". Then again, as I write down that comparison, I remember the people I'm talking about and realize that, sadly, this is how some of them do think of skin color.

Being different isn't bad but ignorance is.

http://www.thetrevorproject.org/


An idle world (because I couldn't leave you with that image of those poor kids above.)


Friday, October 8, 2010

Republicans are messing up again.

Hello blog, what's up? I'll tell you what's up, Democrats polling. Support has once again gone up for the November election for Democrats. Of course, they have a lot of work to still do, but it still shows that we despise Republicans. Unlike what everyone else is saying that we have once again turned 180 degrees from the previous Election to now.

It's kind of a surprise since Democrats aren't hitting very hard and how hysterical it is that Republicans are destroying themselves through bestiality E-mails, and informing your state that you in fact are not a witch.

By the way, if you go to Christine O’Donnell’s campaign website you will find that her answers to every issue are summed up in one sentence. It still baffles me how she won her primary.

High Tax bad Low Tax Good (Insert a few contractions) and you'll pretty much get her answer to everything.

Speaking of disapproval, last week Sarah Palin sat in the front row of “Dancing with the Stars”. She was interviewed and around that time there were some Boo's. Now “Dancing with the Stars” says they were booing another contestant’s scores. I re-watched this clip and I don’t think live crowds have thirty second delays. Her score was given then Boo's erupted seconds later they were not instant.


What was happening off camera at the time, however, was Mr. Whatever-the-hell-his-name-is that can’t buy a funny line sat down next to Palin therefore causing the Boo's. I point this out because live crowds are the most brainless bunch of people in the world. They will cheer for ANYONE with star power as long as they are in front of them. If you’re getting booed LIVE by a bunch of boring ballerinas you don’t have a very good chance in 2012, sorry.

What “Dancing with the Stars” CAN’T deny is how Bristol almost got eliminated and when she became safe boo's erupted then too. Sorry, there were no strange occurrences around that time that would cause the crowd to boo other than the dislike for the Palin’s.
I laugh at both these parties. The Democrats are playing so weak it's not even funny. The President himself has to campaign for his people because they can’t construct any type of campaign against their extremely flawed opponents.
Honestly, I think my seven year old brother could defeat these Republicans. Make the fact that they want to take Social Security an issue, no? State the fact that the Bush tax Cuts will cost three times more than the stimulus, no. Hell, that’s not even talking about how some of these candidates say this is a Christian Nation or how STUPID Sharon Angle is for saying she doesn't believe the Constitution states there is no separation from the Church or State.

I also want to point out how a main point for Republicans is just to point out when Democrats vote for something Obama does. It's like some kind of Skin Rash to them or contamination. Trying to help better our country over than agreeing with a Liberal that's an election loss. It really shows how dumb and comical these elections have reached. We’re at the point where they don’t even DEBATE anymore. Honestly, these guys don’t even debate each other they just pass around ads. What happened to the debates? The only one I've heard about is where that chick's, who’s face is about to fall off, from Arizona saying those moronic comments about severed bodies in the Arizona desert!
Then she chickened out and refused to debate anymore and for good reason. I would have dropped out of that campaign and then go to the desert and hope the nicest thing to happen to me was being a severed body in the middle of the Arizona desert.
So behind all the smoke and mirrors, ladies and gentleman, is this Election…well, it sucks they don’t impress me very much Liberals will continue to just call them crazy even if most of us are insane now. And Republicans will put together one line sentences for why Health Care is bad on their websites.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

It's all about the Benjamins

So I sat down with my highly trained economic team today and I have discovered the cure to stop high taxes! It was there all along and I just discovered the way to stop the Taxation of our people!


It starts with the income of the common man.
Carry the one. Add fifty, times it by four...
And you get…Zero (rough estimate)


That’s when you realize how much you can be taxed if you have no money! Nothing, it makes sense! Quit your jobs, give up your stock, leave your cooperation, and change your name to Frankie Muniz. You’re flat broke!


You'll finally be free from taxation. It's a small price to pay to make sure you don’t lose your summer home or have to switch from that nice Chinese food catering to that nasty Indonesian catering.


So that's why I have proposed an idea -- visionary votes for the Republican candidates. I mean, they already nearly bankrupted us with Bush so let's have um do it again. Then you can’t get taxed.


It's not hard to be a peasant, either, other than learning how to cook, clean, do laundry, be self hygienic. *tears start welling up* No Maids or servants…no three course m-m-eals.


Oh, damn it, it's back to the drawing board. *wipes my eyes* How do people live that way? Self independence is sickening!


So, even though you get a bite taken out of your billion dollar profits per year, I guess it's still just slightly better than that Joe guy who makes 10.50 an hr. Just a little better. I mean they get everything, don't they? They don’t have to pay massive amounts of money to the Government while you suffer by paying for sitting in your summer home drinking some scotch.


That's why I have decided I am NOT giving up my trillion dollar corporation.  If I had one, that is...