Voting time is here!

Hello blog, today we could see a new face in Washington. Estimates from 40 seats to 70 seats could be lost for Democrats on Tuesday causing the Republicans to regain control.

However, most people expect this to happen, even the Democrats and the president himself. The president and many other Democratic leaders say they will be willing to work with Republicans ending partisanship (for now). And while they keep saying they will work with them and that they are confident that they will do so Mitch the Turtle Man has...other ideas. Recently our friendly turtle said the primary goal of Republicans is to make Obama a one term president.

BAFFLED, I-I don’t know what to say to that. Unemployment is near 10%, bad debt, dwindling value of the American dollar.

Who's that surprised though? Isn't it every politician’s goal to become president? Putting forth their own agenda for how they will get that power in the oval office is pretty expected. Unlike, you know, moving this country forward like they say they will do. I like the guys that say they will do it, but don’t. But I hate the third party candidates who say they will and will do it.

Speaking of third candidates, how about Lisa Mur...ma?...Me?...the chick from Alaska.
Who's had some weird polls out in Alaska, sometimes tied with Joe, other times blowing him out of the water, and times where the Democratic candidate is beating both of them.

Lisa Murkowski

And in the shifty tactics of the Joe Miller fans, you can register as a third party candidate. In fact a conservative talk show encouraged people to. That way you will get a massive stack of names for writing in Lisa.

Another wacked out election is of course the Nevada race. Did you know that on the ballot there will be a "Neither Harry or Sharon" Option? In fact, Reid hopes it will let him win. In the past few days he has said if you don’t want to vote for me vote for the neither.

Another frustrating fact for liberals is registered voters favor Democrats across the board by 5 points. However, when polled on the ones likely to vote instead, of registered, Republicans were favored +4 across the board.

I kinda wonder what will be said in a few months from now from the Liberals who decided “Yeah, let's not vote tomorrow, no big deal anyway.”

As the joker would say "It's a strange, strange world we live in".

Not So Small Government

Greetings blogspotters...okay, bad name. Anyway, you always hear about Conservatives always claiming to be Small Government.

No you're not! Sorry, you’re not for small government.

You ask them, do you want a bigger Military?

Most likely they will answer yes.

Do you want more police? Most likely they will answer...yes.

How they claim to be for small government when they support these two things being bigger is beyond me. If that doesn't tell you they aren't for small government look at some of their plans coming soon.

Investigation of miscarriages to make sure there’s no "foul play". What's a bigger invasion by the Government than having your own pregnancy investigated?

Other ideas include tracking illegal aliens having children and pretty much deporting them after the pregnancy. While I'm discussing illegal aliens, does anyone find it ironic how some of these pro-lifer candidates want to track illegal aliens having children in hospitals? Doesn't that just discourage immigrants from going to hospitals to get their child delivered? I thought they cared about the wellbeing of children in ALL circumstances and yet they are aiming to prevent these children from getting a proper delivery.

(Still completely off topic) I had a revelation. I may stop the ownage of the tea baggers. I point out the inconsistencies often, but when you’re as crazy as some of these candidates does it really matter if you're inconsistent?

Back on the topic at hand, let's not forget wire tapping. Nothing says “Small Government” like having your phone tapped. (I caught them once listening in on me, heard Cheney breathing on the third line myself.)

Let's also link another value of conservative land…Fiscal Responsibility? All the terrorist programs you want to fund? You have agencies to try and protect us from all types of terrorist attacks. But, no complaints there, just hand over the tax money for that and not for any kind of Social Security, Healthcare, unemployment or anything like that right?

So to wrap things up. Conservatives, you’re not some far off entity that can’t even compare to a liberal. You’re closer than you think except on Social Issues

The only noticeable difference I see other than Social Issues is you want to cut programs from our taxes that actually DO benefit us.

You both fund dumb programs that almost none of us benefit from.

Can’t cut some of those unnecessary high cost, no result programs, cut social security, and while you’re at it still complain about Obama.

Complain hard even when/if you win house and senate.

Complain and when you do make the changes intelligent people are actually foreseeing.

The morons who bought your crap will jump back to the Democratic side by 2012.

When you're behind that Damn Palin and lose.

Then you will complain EVEN MORE.

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McDonald's Monopoly game::

Anyone go to McDonald’s lately. Not I, but I have a friend that has been going every single day for the past week or two peeling off those Monopoly stickers trying to create a match.

Every single day for Lunch, and you know McDonald’s, the bigger the order the more stickers. And we all know they make one really common just to excite you and then make the other one reallllyyy rare. Like the million dollar one. Park Place is the most common and Boardwalk is almost non-existent.

Suckers

ObamaCare campaigning:

I know in Kansas this is getting stupid, really stupid. I'm fairly certain this is happening elsewhere too. You know those stupid Campaign Ads that just list what they’re not really for but appear to be for and they will just go out at the end or in the middle and say "By the way, Mr. Schneeglebopper supported Obama Care". It's like they said they killed your dog or something. Just shut up about it. It's not going to make me vote for you either.

Oh look Joseph Effin’ Stalin is an evil guy but his opponent supports Obama care and that’s the lowest of the low, better vote for this Stalin guy.

No No No

Abbreviations:

I'm starting to see a increase in people using texting abbreviations and now it's spilled into terminology and actual meaningful words.

You know the classic lOl and LMAO. But now people are abbreviating damn sentences.

I'll leave you with this

G T F M K R E

I'll let you decide what i just said.

Kansas Values:

This is a local thing. I'll have to try to find an ad where it mentions it. I'm not sure if it happens in other states. Can anyone verify that? Do people in Ohio run around saying "I live on Ohio Values" but anyway what in the world is Kansas Values?

I’ve lived in Kansas my whole life. I don’t know any special “values” we have that separates us from other states, honestly. We’re a pretty solid red state just like the others to the south or west of us. Other than knowing how to plant wheat really well and produce mass quantities of it, I don’t know anything about "Kansas Values".

Conservative kids:

I found this post on a forum board a little while ago. Just some fifteen year old brainwashed kid who has no idea what he's talking about.

I did not alter this post:

Those liberals there a bunch of commies, in Europe they have big goverment and high taxes because there a bunch of socialists. thank i am American in the conservative land of USA where we have gods freedom.


Enough said.

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